Where to eat?! What to eat?!
1) Shuffle the deck of Food King’s Top 100!
2) Pick a card! If you pick the elusive ‘pink chicken’ card, forget it, you’re not eating!
3) You’ll find all necessary details on the card (Bonus kaypoh material on the back where we tell you what we think)
4) Jio some friends / If you’re single and lonely, DM Aiken / Organize an eat-out!
5) Get into your car / book a ride / nag persistently at your parents to bring you / ride a stallion
6) Go and eat and tell them Food King sent you!
7) Upload the photo onto Social Media and tag us @foodkingnoc
8) Take a massive poop the next day and repeat the process.